The Prophecy Machine
Mass Market Paperback
368 Pages
Published 2000
Bantam Books
ISBN: 0553581953

HOOTERS, HATTERS, AND MENACING EVIL

Even in a world where centuries ago animals were magically changed into semi-human form, the land of Makasar holds secrets and customs stranger still. Two bizarre religions hold sway in Makasar: During the day, the Hatters wander about poking strangers with sticks. The night is ruled by Hooters, who dearly love to set their neighbors on fire.

When Finn, Master Lizard Maker, finds himself stranded here with his lover, an attractive Newlie Mycer named Letitia, and his most magical creation, a talking, thinking, cantankerous mechanical lizard named Julia Jessica Slagg--his very first thought is: "Let's get out of this place, and fast!"

But the Nuccis, three generations of madmen, have other plans for Finn and his loyal companions. There's a very ancient, very odd machine in the cellar that needs fixing. And who better to do it than a Master Lizard Maker? Finn's first thought was right on the money: "Get out now!"

So why doesn't good sense come along exactly when we need it?